The Fly.

This "thing" was flapping at my window today and to prevent it from coming into the house, I quickly slid my sliding windows so it'll be trapped in between the window panels. But I think I slid too fast and I busted its ass - literally. The sag broke, and as if in revenge, it dragged its ass up along my window(!!) and left a trail behind! I stared at it for a mo, before it made a huge effort to flap off to the adjacent brick wall.

In the process of all that, I broke a vase.

*damn*