Swear at Your Own Risk
The Story:
Miss I-love-to-swear-when-she-was-young learned her lesson when a 'stray' incense paper flew and followed her (or so she claims.. and believes) whilst her mother was making prayer offerings at her void deck, and landed right on the corner of her mouth *ouch* She swears never to swear again.
The Lesson:
Stay away from burning incense if you have to swear.
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Heaven and Hell
The Story:
A group of people are gathered at a corner in Hell, all staring into the middle of the room where there's a freaking huuuuuge pot of delicious something. Everyone's upset and grumpy because the spoon they're holding, is way too long to reach their mouths.
A group of people are gathered at a corner in Heaven, all staring into the middle of the room where there's a freaking huuuuuge pot of delicious something. Everyone's happy because they're taking turns to feed one another, with the same long spoon.
The Lesson:
It's the people you hang out with who makes it Heaven or Hell. So choose your friends wisely.
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